THIS IS PART ONE… of THREE. Oh no! My mouth is on fire! Am I going to start killing people with fire balls? Will I suddenly start wearing red overalls and a white hat? Find out next week as the plot thickens!

Did you guys know that cats are stupid and eat a lot of stuff that they’re not supposed to? Seriously. We keep catching two of our cats licking/eating plastic. I think they like the taste of dinosaurs or something. So annoying.

But hey, we’re only about a month ago from Dangerous Cute ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! <3